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Top 10 Reasons You Need a Professional Copywriter

Sep
15

Copywriting Tips

9.Your current copywriter apparently thinks that “C-level” communication stands for Crappy.

8.You were really impressed with the Poet Laureate you hired until your site copy was written in Iambic Pentameter.

7.Your marketing copy has achieved worldwide acclaim as a downloadable sleep remedy.

6.You are celebrating your site’s dramatic leap to the 40th page in the Search Engine Rankings.

5.You are not buying your writer’s “creative license” excuse in the indiscriminate spelling of there, their, and they’re.

4.Your blog only gets comments from spammers, stalkers and that weird guy you knew in high school.

3.Your social media writer is using your Twitter account to pick up chicks.

2.Your current business writer thinks “conversion” means some sort of sex change operation.

1.Your current copywriter can’t count to 10.

Top 10 Reasons You Need a Real Social Media Marketing Firm

Jun
21

Copywriting Tips

10.Your only Facebook Fans are your Aunt Helga, a hooker and that weird guy you knew in high school.

9.Your website gets fewer hits than the Yankees off steroids.

8.For cryin’ out loud. What the hell do you tweet about industrial hose couplings? And no, they are not sexual enhancement devices.

7.Your most recent social media campaign went “viral”. Unfortunately it consisted of texting pictures of your junk.     

6.You are celebrating your site’s dramatic leap to the 40th page in the Search Engine Rankings.

5.Your blog only gets comments from spammers, stalkers…and that weird guy you knew in high school. 

4.The only YouTube presence you have is that unfortunate appearance in Girls Gone Wild 5.

3.The last response to your newsletter was a nasty spam report from a monkey.

2.Your current social media company is using your Twitter account to pick up chicks.
     
1.That “hot young expert” you hired thinks that “ROI” is a trendy new beer.